Real Estate

Master satirist DarkMatter2525 has created a wonderful short film contrasting buying a house and choosing a religion: 

The technique is similar to a common strategy used in math and physics. When a problem is too difficult to tackle directly (like this example of trying to evaluate claims about gods and the afterlife) it's useful to begin with a much simpler problem; epistemologically get your feet wet. Most will remember studying motion in high school physics. First you study examples of motion with no acceleration, then motion with acceleration. Or without friction then with friction.

When it comes to questions about god and the afterlife, these are extremely difficult questions which cut across nearly every human discipline including physics, biology, logic, ethics, even history; which makes most of us pathetically under qualified to even approach them, yet we're forced to try anyway. So whatever methodology you choose to adopt, you should give it a test drive in a much simpler environment to make sure it produces acceptable results.

DarkMatter2525 chose to transpose the methodology to real estate (and at this point you need to watch the video if you have not already). My preferred example is rainbow unicorns. When you're presented with an argument dealing with an extraordinary claim (it could be having to do with religious miracles, aliens, bigfoot, crystal healing, alternative medicine) try to imagine how that would play out if the topic were rainbow unicorns.

I'm not claiming that if God exists, rainbow unicorns must exist or that god must be a rainbow unicorn. But it's a productive intellectual exercise to run through the thought experiment and contemplate what forms of evidence, if they did appear on your doorstep tomorrow, you would find convincing or laughable.

Sample unicorn.
Sample unicorn.

So many of the arguments for God, when framed in unicorn terms, instantly lose their power. The popular "but you can't prove that there is no god, so how can you be so sure?" intuitively carries some weight. You'd be tempted to hem and haw and concede that maybe you're not as certain as you were a moment ago. But if you move it over, "but you can't prove that there are no rainbow unicorns, so how can you be so sure?" is equally true, but makes it obvious that the argument is fallacious and was really just a piece of rhetoric used for emotional appeal rather than any kind of rational value.

Another favourite example is Darth Vader. Since even if he existed, he existed in a galaxy far far away, so the evidence of his existence would be unavailable to us here for empirical analysis. So investigating the existence of Sith lords is a bit of a stepping stone towards being comfortable tackling the big theological questions.

Mystery Solved

On my second day at the University of Toronto in a course called Introduction to Proof (which really was a life-changing course that I heard they stopped offering) the Professor gave this question (actually a variation with 100 people and no aliens) and (owing to the fact that all math teachers are inherently creatures of pure evil) neglected to provide the answer.

In the dozen or so years it's been this is the first time I've seen that problem and so here's the answer. Now you don't have to wait quite as long as I did.

Every Trick Not In The Book

For my recent lecture at the Sid Lorraine Hat & Rabbit Club, I put together a small set of notes called Every Trick Not In the Book. The reason for the title is the contents is largely essays, although a careful reading will reveal the explanation of a couple of tricks inside. The cover image actually comes from the Hubble Space Telescope. I have a small number of copies left over. If anyone would like one, I broken down and set up a miniature store at www.jamesalan.ca/shop. It's a secret unlisted page that can't be reached through the site's normal navigation bar.

Every Trick Not In The Book

This week on Magic Tonight

Filled with Turkey and ready for more magic, we're back with two delightful comedy performers on Magic Tonight. On Thursday at the Franklin House in Streetsville, we have Jason Palter, winner of the Canadian Event Industry's "Entertainer of the Year" award and a fabulously zany performer, with no setting between high and off, who will be unleashed on our Mississauga Guests.

This Sunday at the Crimson Lounge in Toronto, we have Chris Mayhew. Chris was the co-star of Sketchy Magic earlier this spring and has presented his hilarious one-man show Mayhew Mayhem off-off Broadway in New York and also so far off-Broadway it was actually in Montreal.

Tickets for the shows are available online and for all of our upcoming performances. Readers of this blog can use the code reality for a discount on the price of tickets and dinner when purchasing online.

October 15 Jason Palter
October 15 Jason Palter
October 18 Chris Mayhew
October 18 Chris Mayhew

Happy Thanksgiving

Tonight we have no Magic Tonight. It's thanksgiving weekend here in Canada and my mother (who wields magical powers that rival my own) has refuted my presence at a family dinner, so for those that were itching to get out to see a magic show tonight, you'll have to wait till next week. Thursday night at the Franklin House we had a sold out show with my delightful special guest, Ben Train. Rather than share the photos of that performance, I'll share one photo which has become the subject of a fun little Facebook contest:

Ben Train
Ben Train

I pointed out that Mr. Train resembled The Emperor from Star Wars:

Emperor Palpatine
Emperor Palpatine

This prompted Ben to start a contest to see who could accomplish the best photoshoppery along this theme. Here are the results so far:

We have no idea when the contest closes or how the winner will be judged, but feel free to send submissions to Ben@bentrain.ca.

Of course, if you want to work with a more attractive subject, you can work with Ben's normal photos:

Magic Tonight will be back next week. Readers of this blog can use the code reality for a discount on the price of tickets and dinner when purchasing online.

This week on Magic Tonight

Sunday night in Toronto we're off for Thanksgiving. (That wasn't my call, that was a decision made on our behalf by my mother... parents wield magical powers.) But Thursday night at the Franklin House in Streetsville I'll be joined by the charmingly adorable Ben Train. This show is unfortunately sold out. Tickets for our upcoming shows are now available. Readers of this blog can use the code reality for a discount on the price of tickets and dinner when purchasing online.

October 8 Ben Train sold out
October 8 Ben Train sold out